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The Plot & Premise: Me & Johnny Depp, fueled on a weekend Rum bender, dressed in dashing Pirate & helpless, slutty wench garb.

My film, of course, is an homage to Pirates of The Carribean. (it will be released as a bonus disc in the Dead Men's Chest Limited Special Edition DVD.) It's titled Disneyland After Dark: What Walt Never Intended. The working title is Screw Thunder Mountain: A Tribute To The Real Wildest Ride In The West.

Guest Appearances: Guest appearances include Christian Slater, Michael Imperioli, Christopher Meloni & Luke Perry in his 90210 heyday. No, I don't want Luke. I actually want Dylan McKay. Special cameos are made by Scott Bakula & James Marsters during the "double swordfight" scene, if you know what I mean.

Soundtrack: My soundtrack will feature selections from Pirates, of course. And Captain Eo. And "Who Shot A Hole In My Sombrero?" from the late, great America Sings. Why? Because it's MY movie. And because deep down, you want to see hot, shirtless men flexing to that song.

Props Include: mouse ears, baby oil, glow ropes, one slightly bent churro, Harold from the Matterhorn, a Mickey Mouse costume head, a basketball & a garden hose, astroglide, a rickety sky bucket, Jingles, the stick that cast members use to poke Jose awake in the Tiki Room, & copious amounts of penicillin.

Holiday Additions: Hmmm..same movie, same premise, just add Santa hats.

There's my creativity! No idea was too outrageous! I followed the rules!

I can't believe I took MickeyLumbo's fabulous thread and filthed it up. I can't believe I'm pushing work aside to actually type my sad film idea. Actually, yes I can.