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Not a trip report yet, 'cause I'm still on the trip, but I just heard two of the funniest Jungle Cruise lines I've heard in a long time. Apologies to APers who've heard these before:
To a guest who refused to play along and lean to one side to avoid the Falls:
"Lady, this isn't TV. I can see you."
"A downed plane! That can only mean one thing: HIPPOS!"
Having fun. Wish you were here.
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"Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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