I'm cheating because it's Saturday.
And because I love so many of the Tallulah Bankhead quotes:
"The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."
"If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience."
"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have time."
"I'm as pure as the driven slush."