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I don't even know where to begin..

First of all, alcohol + weapondry of any kind = NEVER a good idea. Really, no good can come of that. EVER

Secondly, that's like the worst party entertainment ever. Brandishing a pistol and aiming at your beloved's head. Actually, it's the second worst- clowns come first. Drunken clowns with artillery takes the absolute cake.

Thirdly, what kind of gin? Because if it was Bombay Sapphire, then the true crime was the loss of spirits in the tumbling, broken glass.


I hope you know I'm kidding. That was a tragic story.