| MP3: Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual  that or Enya - Deora Ar Mo Chroi..if only cuz it makes me weep like a boob when I hear it....and I havent a clue what its about. 
 wardrobe: geez, most of my clothes are pretty embarassing...
 
 dating: how about being mui boracho and uh...recycling on the lady in front of me at the now infamous "Barf Brooks" concert.  yeah, that was pretty mortifying.
 
 purchase:  my first purchase of condoms. (I think I was about 15 or so)  the old guy I'd known forever behind the counter was givin me the evil-eye the whole time 'you DO know what these are for, dontcha son?'
 
 sexual experience: first attempted use of the above mentioned item.
 
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