MP3: Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual that or Enya - Deora Ar Mo Chroi..if only cuz it makes me weep like a boob when I hear it....and I havent a clue what its about.
wardrobe: geez, most of my clothes are pretty embarassing...
dating: how about being mui boracho and uh...recycling on the lady in front of me at the now infamous "Barf Brooks" concert. yeah, that was pretty mortifying.
purchase: my first purchase of condoms. (I think I was about 15 or so) the old guy I'd known forever behind the counter was givin me the evil-eye the whole time 'you DO know what these are for, dontcha son?'
sexual experience: first attempted use of the above mentioned item.
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