|
MUSIC: All of my music is embarrassing. But does owning Lenny and the Squigtones count? How about Laverne and Shirley Sing? Leonard Nimoy's Music to Watch Space Girls By? And how about the Carpenters doing a cover of Barry Manilow's Tryin' to Get the Feeling? And just about every other bad 70s am radio hit.
CLOTHING: According to my wife, ALL of my clothes are embarrassing, but she is particularly mortified by my Cowboys Make Better Lovers T-Shirt. And the Fat Albert pajamas.
DATE: Thing you've done on a date?
Taking a girl out in my parent's car before I actually learned to drive.
PURCHASES: Item you've purchased in a store?
Too many to guage with accuracy.
SEXUAL EXPERIENCE: I recall a particular late night date ending happily with the quintessential teen sexual experience in the back seat of a Ford... suddenly interrupted by a flashlight attached to a very stern policeman.
Words cannot express the hilarity of the moment.
|