Don't worry, you just agreed to hand over your firstborn to your lender as collateral
I hope you guys at least read some of it!
...It really is a monstrous stack of dead trees, isn't it? You shoulda seen it by the time escrow was done making copies for all the concerned parties, holy cow, I think it was 3 inches high!
It took us 3 hours to go through ours (of course, Alex HAS to read every single page...) I was really shocked when you guys were out in an hour (that's why I didn't get to pop by and say goodbye)