Oh, I can see this thread is difting into hell... And speaking of segways (NO, not the recalled two wheeled Disney suit conveyances), why not make a movie out of the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride attraction? Of course, it would be of the Adult Video variety. Working title could be "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride: Wind On Your Willows"
(fellatio cat)
High speed sexcapades through the seedy side of Olde London climaxing with the hot orgy in Hell!