09-22-2006, 03:14 PM
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#16
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It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Introspection Intersection
Posts: 1,207
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tramspotter
Um have you guy's seen the line for Tatsu?
I would eat the roach and even go so far as to risk open chauncer layden brainfreeze by straining a slushie thrugh Ally's country fair strain syphalitic polkadot minimouse panties to get my hands on A front of the line pass...
Then again I am drinking heavy at the moment getting ready for the MaiTai bar they are setting up in the parking lot... wooohooo
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OH MY GOSH..."County Fair strain syphalitic polkadot Minnie Mouse panties"....
I'm DYING! Hahaha! That's so wonderfully sick!
Except that I don't even bother with panties. I have only seconds of pleasure awaiting me between the time the carnie pushes the stop & go button on the Tilt-A-Whirl, and why waste precious chlamydia-infested time making the carnie fumble through diseased panties? Unless he requests me in a cotton candy bikini. Doing "tricks" with fried dough.
I just made myself gag.
Hey..I only had to wait 25-30 minutes to board Tatsu! Although it felt like 3 minutes because I was TERRIFIED! However, I conquered my immobilizing fear of coasters!
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