09-28-2006, 09:46 AM
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It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Introspection Intersection
Posts: 1,207
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CoasterMatt
Oh yeah, Ally, make sure to turn anybody down who offers you a "Bakersfield Chalupa" 
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Oh, you bet I will! What kind of girl do you take me for? I'm saving that for my wedding night. After my betrothed presents me with a Honeymoon Cincinnati Bowtie, I'm going to give him the blissful gift of Arabian Goggles, followed by a Rusty Trombone that ends in the best gift of all, an Alabama Hot Pocket.
What..you're supposed to just have regular ol' intercourse? Yawn much?
You know what's heartbreaking? I really am a good Catholic girl. You'd never, ever know it on this Board...
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