Dems-
The Cut & Run Party
The "It's America's Fault" Party
The Doom & Gloom Party
The Class Warfare Party
The Race Card Party
The Dead Voter Party
Repubs-
The Head in the Sand Party (especially on illegal immigration)
The Coward Party (for never standing up for their beliefs)
The Turn-Coat Party (for running as conservatives and changing stripes in office)
The Big Gov't Party (wait- that would be both parties)
The Big Spending Party (yea, that is both too)
The Wilting Party (because they always lose steam when you want more from them)
Meh!
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