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08-24-2010, 06:30 PM
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"ZER-bee-ak"
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Cthulhu Sex Toy
Ya ever have one of those days where you are so busy, you have to choose between worshiping an ancient half-squid half-dragon half-humanoid god and plunging a phallus into your nether regions? Well worry no more friend, now you can do both with the Necronomicox! It brings new meaning to the term Deep One.
Xenomorph and Zombie models also available. Before clicking any of these links at work, know that these are dildos.
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08-25-2010, 09:42 AM
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Thank you, that is all
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wow
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08-25-2010, 03:37 PM
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Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily)  j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?! |
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08-25-2010, 03:49 PM
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Almost looks painful.
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08-25-2010, 04:04 PM
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08-25-2010, 05:08 PM
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Y'know, I'm not sure!
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08-26-2010, 08:17 AM
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OMFG that is awesome. A perfect gift for the holidays, along with a CD of your favorite Cthulhu Carols.
However, I couldn't imagine inserting a $200+ device/work of art, even if I was a japanese schoolgirl with a tentacle fetish. (Nor could I imagine getting turned on by taking a rotting zombie member up the chuff, but that's just me). Edit: Check out the other stuff on their site. I especially like this Vacbed.... check out the video. **Video is highly NSFW**
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08-26-2010, 08:41 AM
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ohhhh baby
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Regular dildos are frightening enough.
After typing that all I could think is "Ok, so that's a regular dildo with a side of anal beads...anything to drink?"
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08-26-2010, 09:55 AM
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Well, I was told that the Hello Kitty vibrator was not usable (too many hard plastic projections), so I guess the Japanese girls have to do something.
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08-26-2010, 11:32 AM
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check your head
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wow. that vinyl bed thing (and the things like it) causes a total claustrophobic panic-reaction in me just thinking about it.
guess I can scratch that particular fetish off my list
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