You have 303 New Mojo comments.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

That's what it said when I signed onto LoT just now.

I nearly shat myself.

I thought, How in the HELL did that happen? I haven't even been posting here, recently...too busy. What is going on?

But it was just a fluke.

There were no new mojo comments - not one, let alone 303.

How the hell are you people? I kind sort of maybe sometimes miss you guys.

A lot.