Take a moment to be tender

[CoasterMatt]

Chicken is so rich with potential.
It's ready to be elevated into tender sliced chicken breast.
It longs to be premium all-white meat chicken.
It wants to be crispy or grilled chicken breast that's laid across a honey wheat roll or an incredible hand-tossed salad.
Chicken doesn't want to be ordinary, it wants to be juicy, tender premium chicken.
That's why the best chicken, Tyson chicken, goes to McDonald's so that you can have a tender moment... with chicken.

As seen on a McDonald's trayliner today - just who writes this stuff?!?