Some Girls

[Morrigoon]

It's Valentine's Day
And you know what they say
Be, in public, romantic
But in the bedroom, antic

Some girls get flowers
Some get new rack
Some girls get lingerie
I get a boyfriend with a "Hack!"

Some girls spend their
Valentine's Day
At a movie, a restaurant,
Or rolling in the hay

Some girls spend it with
A guy who makes them laugh
I got to spend it
With a man who has a cough

I cannot say
"It was exactly like I dreamt it"
But when he said "You give me fever"
Who knew he really meant it?