Preventing homosexuality...

[SacTown Chronic]

A handy guide

Thank you, Focus on the Family!

6. Psychologist Robert Stoller said, “Masculinity is an achievement.” In other words, “growing up straight isn’t something that happens. It requires good parenting. It requires societal support. And it takes time.”

You can bet your ass that I'll be taking my sons to a strip club in the very near future. I also understand that homosexuality can potentially be beaten out of your child. Your homo prevention options are practically unlimited, praise Allah!



And if you've been lax in performing you parental duties, run, don't walk, to a phone and call one of the numbers listed here.


There's no need to thank me, people. Your gay child living a lie in a loveless hetero marriage is all the thanks I need.