Anyone up for some Chinese food?

scaeagles · 09-08-2005, 07:19 AM

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/09/08/D8CG43A01.html

"A restaurant in northeastern China that advertised illegal tiger meat dishes was found instead to be selling donkey flesh marinated in tiger urine, a newspaper reported Thursday. "

"The sale of tiger parts is illegal in China and officers shut down the restaurant, only to be told by owner, Ma Shikun, that the meat was actually that of donkeys, flavored with tiger urine to give the dish a "special" tang, the newspaper said. "

Yummy!

Ghoulish Delight · 09-08-2005, 07:37 AM

The problem with tiger urine is that you're thirsty again in an hour.

Snowflake · 09-08-2005, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

The problem with tiger urine is that you're thirsty again in an hour.

LMAO! Oh my God, that was hysterical!

And boy do I need a laugh like this, every hour, hungry for laughter at work!

To you, my friend, for the best posting I've seen in days!

Snow

Cadaverous Pallor · 09-08-2005, 11:39 AM

I wish that everyone who wants to eat an endangered species ends up with piss in their food.

tracilicious · 09-08-2005, 02:58 PM

Ya know, I ordered Chinese food from a new place a few weeks ago. It was fantastic! Best I've had in AZ. (Which isn't saying much.) Now, my favorite thing about getting Chinese food delivered is that there is enough leftovers for lunches for a few days. The next day I went to microwave some for lunch and what do I find? The sweet and sour sauce and all the sauces in the foods had turned solid. Even after heating. I had assumed that their secret ingredient was gelatin. Now I know it was tiger pee.

Morrigoon · 09-08-2005, 03:04 PM

Yeah, that damn tiger pee solidifies at higher temperatures than water.

tracilicious · 09-08-2005, 03:05 PM

Well, it was refrigerated.

€uroMeinke · 09-08-2005, 10:52 PM

This is all very well and good - but where does one aquire Tiger urine? Methinks this is a bit of a yarn.

Name · 09-08-2005, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

...where does one aquire Tiger urine?

From the tigers winky, of course.

SacTown Chronic · 09-09-2005, 06:44 AM

What's all this about Tigger pissing on Eeyore? Kinky.

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scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	Anyone up for some Chinese food? http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/09/08/D8CG43A01.html "A restaurant in northeastern China that advertised illegal tiger meat dishes was found instead to be selling donkey flesh marinated in tiger urine, a newspaper reported Thursday. " "The sale of tiger parts is illegal in China and officers shut down the restaurant, only to be told by owner, Ma Shikun, that the meat was actually that of donkeys, flavored with tiger urine to give the dish a "special" tang, the newspaper said. " Yummy!
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	The problem with tiger urine is that you're thirsty again in an hour. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I wish that everyone who wants to eat an endangered species ends up with piss in their food. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	Ya know, I ordered Chinese food from a new place a few weeks ago. It was fantastic! Best I've had in AZ. (Which isn't saying much.) Now, my favorite thing about getting Chinese food delivered is that there is enough leftovers for lunches for a few days. The next day I went to microwave some for lunch and what do I find? The sweet and sour sauce and all the sauces in the foods had turned solid. Even after heating. I had assumed that their secret ingredient was gelatin. Now I know it was tiger pee. __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Yeah, that damn tiger pee solidifies at higher temperatures than water. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	This is all very well and good - but where does one aquire Tiger urine? Methinks this is a bit of a yarn. __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	What's all this about Tigger pissing on Eeyore? Kinky. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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