Liquor Warning

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 04-25-2006, 11:45 PM

Yeah, this has crossed the internet superhighway more times than Tommy Lee's ass, but what the hay. For your smile:

LIQUOR WARNING

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion

that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all

varieties of alcohol containers:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the

hell happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are

whispering when you are not.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in

dancing like a retard.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your

friends over and over again that you love them.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you

can sing.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that

ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the

morning.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can

logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion

that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most

people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think

people are laughing WITH you.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you

are invisible.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance

in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large

chunks of time.

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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you

have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass

kicked.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over

in the morning and see something really scary.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of

inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan

tpye reel gode

Capt Jack · 04-26-2006, 08:10 AM

except for those particular 'gender specific' items listed all I can say is.....

yup.

cirquelover · 04-26-2006, 09:47 AM

Thanks for the laugh, I hadn't seen those before.

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-26-2006, 01:35 PM

You mean I DON'T have mystical Kung Fu powers??

AllyOops! · 04-26-2006, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

You mean I DON'T have mystical Kung Fu powers??

On that note, I'm now questioning the whereabouts of various bras & panties.

Somewhere, a milk carton has pictures of my lingerie.

I'm kidding!!!!

Kevy Baby · 04-26-2006, 08:58 PM

I'm not so think as you drunk I am.

Freaky Tiki · 04-28-2006, 10:14 AM

Sad thing is I've been witness if not part of most of those.

Not the pregnant thing though...

04-25-2006, 11:45 PM	#1
Bornieo: Fully Loaded Lego Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Disneyland, USA Posts: 3,704	Liquor Warning Yeah, this has crossed the internet superhighway more times than Tommy Lee's ass, but what the hay. For your smile: LIQUOR WARNING Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ *WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ *WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode
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04-26-2006, 08:10 AM	#2
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	except for those particular 'gender specific' items listed all I can say is..... yup. __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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04-26-2006, 09:47 AM	#3
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	Thanks for the laugh, I hadn't seen those before.
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04-26-2006, 01:35 PM	#4
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	You mean I DON'T have mystical Kung Fu powers?? __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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04-26-2006, 08:58 PM	#6
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I'm not so think as you drunk I am. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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04-28-2006, 10:14 AM	#7
Freaky Tiki Super Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 176	Sad thing is I've been witness if not part of most of those. Not the pregnant thing though... __________________ This is nothing.
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