Moose farts harming the environment

scaeagles · 08-21-2007, 07:51 PM

What to do about the Scandanavian Moose?

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Norway is concerned that its national animal, the moose, is harming the climate by emitting an estimated 2,100 kilos of carbon dioxide a year through its belching and farting.

Norwegian newspapers, citing research from Norway's technical university, said a motorist would have to drive 13,000 kilometers in a car to emit as much CO2 as a moose does in a year.

DreadPirateRoberts · 08-21-2007, 08:30 PM

Develop a hybrid grass derived from Beano

Prudence · 08-21-2007, 08:30 PM

A moose once bit my sister...

scaeagles · 08-21-2007, 08:36 PM

I had a friend from Alaska who had a moose come into his house. Stopped in a hallway, too afraid to go forward. It would kick anyone who came behind it. They had to knock out a couple of walls so it would go out of the house.

Damned moose are a threat to society I tell you!

€uroMeinke · 08-21-2007, 08:44 PM

Nonsense, all you need is a flying squirel to be his companion and you've got a hit show on your hands

Capt Jack · 08-21-2007, 08:48 PM

I need to come up with some ridiculous idea so I can get a couple million $ in gov money to study it.

now entertaining ideas

Im thinking something along the lines of a lack of sunlight actually contributing to decreased visibility at night

scaeagles · 08-21-2007, 08:53 PM

I would like to study the adverse effects of dihydrogen oxide, a chemical so deadly it can kill someone in a matter of seconds, and is particular dangerous to children.

Capt Jack · 08-21-2007, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

I would like to study the adverse effects of dihydrogen oxide, a chemical so deadly it can kill someone in a matter of seconds, and is particular dangerous to children.

it simply must be eliminated from the environment!!!

think of the children!!!

wendybeth · 08-21-2007, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Prudence

A moose once bit my sister...

No, really! She was......

I'd better stop. NA will kick my virtual ass.

I owes ya mojo, Pru.

Edited to ask: Do llamas harm the environment? Just curious.

Stan4dSteph · 08-21-2007, 09:15 PM

Yawn.

Shouldn't this be in Parking Lot? Daily Grind?

They should hook the moose asses up to these.

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scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	I had a friend from Alaska who had a moose come into his house. Stopped in a hallway, too afraid to go forward. It would kick anyone who came behind it. They had to knock out a couple of walls so it would go out of the house. Damned moose are a threat to society I tell you!
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Nonsense, all you need is a flying squirel to be his companion and you've got a hit show on your hands __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	I need to come up with some ridiculous idea so I can get a couple million $ in gov money to study it. now entertaining ideas Im thinking something along the lines of a lack of sunlight actually contributing to decreased visibility at night __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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Stan4dSteph Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: East Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,156	Yawn. Shouldn't this be in Parking Lot? Daily Grind? They should hook the moose asses up to these.
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