10 more good reasons to get laid

[Capt Jack]

Put this here because of its...uh...techie side.

sent to me, presented to you. enjoy

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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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true or no? not a clue...but it sure sounds good.

[mousepod]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

and you don't need special sneakers!

But they sure do help!

[flippyshark]

As regards number 6 - Should someone expect more offers of sex if they have been (ahem) frequent masters of their own domain? It would seem that such persons would give off equal amounts of pheromones.

[blueerica]

Masters of their own domain.... HAHA!

[Alex]

Originally Posted by flippyshark

As regards number 6 - Should someone expect more offers of sex if they have been (ahem) frequent masters of their own domain? It would seem that such persons would give off equal amounts of pheromones.

That would be failing to be masters of their own domain.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by flippyshark

As regards number 6 - Should someone expect more offers of sex if they have been (ahem) frequent masters of their own domain? It would seem that such persons would give off equal amounts of pheromones.

You know, I think bodies can tell. This may have no basis in fact, but it seems to me that our bodies give off different pheromones where we're having sex, not having sex, or self-pleasuring. And the difference is perceptible. I'm not saying I can tell, but I think some people can.

And for a bit of TMI, when I'm sexually active, I suddenly am more attracitve to other people. Approached more often, etc.

Now, that could be because I'm giving off a sex pheromon. But it could also be that I'm exuding more confidence because I'm gettin' some, and confidence is attractive.

Definitely agree about all the positive effects good (and I stress the 'good') sex has on the body and mind.

[Ponine]

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

Definitely agree about all the positive effects good (and I stress the 'good') sex has on the body and mind.

Do you now?

Seems to me that all it does is brings attention to people when they dont need it.

That seems to be a negative, not a positive.

I dont know that I beleive any are true except maybe number seven, for men anyway.
Caveat: They may all be true for men, I dont know.

Otherwise, I think someone was trying to pull the wool over your eyes with that email.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Ponine

Otherwise, I think someone was trying to pull the wool over your eyes with that email.

I can only speak for myself, but I found a lot of truth in it. Generally speaking, I think love is a great beautician. A well loved body is usually a happy body, and a happy body is generally a healthier body.

[Ponine]

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

I can only speak for myself, but I found a lot of truth in it. Generally speaking, I think love is a great beautician. A well loved body is usually a happy body, and a happy body is generally a healthier body.

Interesting notion. I'll leave it at that.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

wow, no wonder I'm such a big looser. I think I need to win the lottery, move to some small comunity in Nevada and spend, spend, spend