Most offensive (preferably topical) Halloween costumes

Morrigoon · 10-06-2006, 06:13 PM

I've come up with a horribly offensive Halloween costume idea. One so bad, even I probably won't do it. But I lapsed into a bout of highly inappropriate giggles at how truly horrible the idea was.

So perhaps you've been similarly (un)inspired this year? Post your offensive costume ideas here!

I just don't think I can go to work dressed as an Amish girl with a gunshot wound...

Motorboat Cruiser · 10-06-2006, 06:50 PM

Not that I've put any prior thought into this but...

I suppose it wouldn't be too hard to find some tan khakis and a rubber stingray.

lashbear · 10-06-2006, 07:04 PM

Put peanut butter around your mouth and go as an asshole.

Snowflake · 10-06-2006, 08:20 PM

I dunnno, one year at our Halloween party I was the severed head of John the Baptist, some people were offended. It was horrifyingly good, very scary.
What always struck me as funny was that I conceived this idea after a week retreat. I mean take a look at the world, who says God doesn't have a sense of humor? But that year I really learned which friends didn't

CoasterMatt · 10-06-2006, 09:09 PM

Well I guess you could go dressed as Mohammed with a bomb in your turban

scaeagles · 10-06-2006, 10:03 PM

I've already discussed one Halloween costume here, and I think that one was enough.

Motorboat Cruiser · 10-06-2006, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

I've already discussed one Halloween costume here, and I think that one was enough.

Besides, that matter is still open. Cough up the photos, dude.

keith - SuPeR K! · 10-07-2006, 08:49 PM

I don't know if I can get all the stuff, but I want to be a Q-Matic Slut. Pretty much I would wear one of those old school red number dispensers roll things on my crotch and then on my chest I would mount the "Now Serving" display screen. Then I could go through the numbers all night.

Not sure if it's as funny explained as it would be in person...

scaeagles · 10-07-2006, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Besides, that matter is still open. Cough up the photos, dude.

Perhaps you misunderstood. I mentioned that I was under the impression that all copies of this photo had been destroyed. I saw a copy of it. I do not possess it myself.

Mousey Girl · 10-08-2006, 03:30 AM

I once went to the MeloDrama during Halloween. A lot of people in the audience were wearing costumes. The funniest one I saw was a woman wearing a homemade tampon costume. We laughed, but others were offended.

10-06-2006, 06:13 PM	#1
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Most offensive (preferably topical) Halloween costumes I've come up with a horribly offensive Halloween costume idea. One so bad, even I probably won't do it. But I lapsed into a bout of highly inappropriate giggles at how truly horrible the idea was. So perhaps you've been similarly (un)inspired this year? Post your offensive costume ideas here! I just don't think I can go to work dressed as an Amish girl with a gunshot wound... __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	Not that I've put any prior thought into this but... I suppose it wouldn't be too hard to find some tan khakis and a rubber stingray.
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Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	I dunnno, one year at our Halloween party I was the severed head of John the Baptist, some people were offended. It was horrifyingly good, very scary. What always struck me as funny was that I conceived this idea after a week retreat. I mean take a look at the world, who says God doesn't have a sense of humor? But that year I really learned which friends didn't __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Well I guess you could go dressed as Mohammed with a bomb in your turban __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	I've already discussed one Halloween costume here, and I think that one was enough.
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10-07-2006, 08:49 PM	#8
keith - SuPeR K! Community Fruit Join Date: May 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 547	I don't know if I can get all the stuff, but I want to be a Q-Matic Slut. Pretty much I would wear one of those old school red number dispensers roll things on my crotch and then on my chest I would mount the "Now Serving" display screen. Then I could go through the numbers all night. Not sure if it's as funny explained as it would be in person...
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10-08-2006, 03:30 AM	#10
Mousey Girl Just Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Flagon With The Dragon Posts: 2,437	I once went to the MeloDrama during Halloween. A lot of people in the audience were wearing costumes. The funniest one I saw was a woman wearing a homemade tampon costume. We laughed, but others were offended.
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