Thanksgiving Weather

CoasterMatt · 11-21-2006, 11:57 PM

THANKSGIVING WEATHER

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.

Strangler Lewis · 11-22-2006, 08:07 AM

With the arrival of the mothers, a high pressure system is developing. A kitchen advisory is being issued for all non-essential personnel. Look for political storms from the right, left and center to converge at meal times.

Snowflake · 11-22-2006, 08:38 AM

You've missed your calling, you should be doing KTLA's weather reports

alphabassettgrrl · 11-22-2006, 02:08 PM

I like it!

Now I'm hungry.

11-21-2006, 11:57 PM	#1
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Thanksgiving Weather THANKSGIVING WEATHER Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder. During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy. A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator. Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone. __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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11-22-2006, 08:07 AM	#2
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	With the arrival of the mothers, a high pressure system is developing. A kitchen advisory is being issued for all non-essential personnel. Look for political storms from the right, left and center to converge at meal times. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club! Last edited by Strangler Lewis : 11-22-2006 at 08:14 AM.
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11-22-2006, 08:38 AM	#3
Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	You've missed your calling, you should be doing KTLA's weather reports __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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11-22-2006, 02:08 PM	#4
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	I like it! Now I'm hungry. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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