Ode to LoT

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Oh, LoT
The only message board
That doesn't suck the very marrow from my bones.

Oh, LoT
The only message board
That doesn't make me want to rip my own f*#king tongue out

Oh, LoT
The only message board
That doesn't make me want to wish donkey rape upon its membership

I love you, the people who created LoT.

I love you, the people who make this place what it is.

I love you, LoT.