Another Tasteless Joke :)

CoasterMatt · 04-14-2007, 09:46 PM

Okay...

2 drunk guys are sitting in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building.
One says to the other "I heard that if you jump from here, its safe because the wind currents around the bottom of the building are so strong, that you can't hit the ground."
"Bull****" says the other, "heaps of people die jumping from here."
"Ill prove it to you then" says the first, and promptly jumps out the window.
He falls and falls, and then at around the fifth floor, the wind picks him up and flys him around a bit, and he manages to grab hold and climb in a window. He gets the elevator back up to the bar, where the other who witnessed the whole thing stares at him in amazement.

"I don't believe what I just saw!", he says.

"No problem, Ill do it again" say the first man. He goes over to the window and jumps again. Same thing happens. About the fifth floor, hes picked up by the wind and grabs hold of the building and climbs through a window. Gets the elevator back to the bar, where the other guy's standing slack jawed with surprise.

"Im going to give that a go then" he says. He walks over to the window and jumps out. Down and down he falls, then SPLAT... Street pizza!

The bartender looks at the first guy and says "Hey Superman, you're a real asshole when youre drunk."

04-14-2007, 09:46 PM	#1
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Another Tasteless Joke :) Okay... 2 drunk guys are sitting in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One says to the other "I heard that if you jump from here, its safe because the wind currents around the bottom of the building are so strong, that you can't hit the ground." "Bull**" says the other, "heaps of people die jumping from here." "Ill prove it to you then" says the first, and promptly jumps out the window. He falls and falls, and then at around the fifth floor, the wind picks him up and flys him around a bit, and he manages to grab hold and climb in a window. He gets the elevator back up to the bar, where the other who witnessed the whole thing stares at him in amazement. "I don't believe what I just saw!", he says. "No problem, Ill do it again" say the first man. He goes over to the window and jumps again. Same thing happens. About the fifth floor, hes picked up by the wind and grabs hold of the building and climbs through a window. Gets the elevator back to the bar, where the other guy's standing slack jawed with surprise. "Im going to give that a go then" he says. He walks over to the window and jumps out. Down and down he falls, then SPLAT... Street pizza! The bartender looks at the first guy and says "Hey Superman, you're a real asshole when youre drunk." __________________ Do you like my photography?** Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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