Fortune Cookies In Bed

blueerica · 02-15-2005, 09:33 PM

How many of you ever play the chinese fortune cookie game where you add "... in bed!" to whatever fortune is inside?

Tonight, I ate at a Chinese restaurant with my 12 y.o. sisters. I decided that tonight was the night when I'd explain the game to them. As our cookies came, before we cracked them open, I explained the rules. They smiled, we opened our cookies, and this is what they said.

Wendi's cookie: "You have a unique personality"

Brittany's cookie: "Today is a good day for being with a companion"

My cookie: "Quality counts and you've got it"

So, why don't y'all follow my quality ass, and post any memorable fortunes you've had. Or let this inspire you to get some Chinese food, at least...

mhrc4 · 02-15-2005, 09:49 PM

mmmmm.........chinese.........

Motorboat Cruiser · 02-15-2005, 09:54 PM

Yeah, it's been a while since I've had chinese that I didn't cook, now that I think of it. I'll have to pursue that in the next few days and get back to you.

Sounds like a fun game.

mhrc4 · 02-15-2005, 10:00 PM

i will have to admit, now thinking about it, how old that game got...

we had a friend that was obsessed with Chinese, so he ordered a box of fortune cookies from Panda Express, 2000 to be exact, it took us 3+ years to finish that box....

CoasterMatt · 02-15-2005, 10:04 PM

I'm livin' on a Chinese rock
All my best things are in hock
I'm livin' on a Chinese rock
Everything is in the pawn shop

The Ramones - Chinese Rock

blueerica · 02-15-2005, 10:05 PM

Yeah, I guess that would get old pretty quickly.. But it's nice to remember to do it when you are at a chinese restaurant. With a little Tsingtao, preferrably!

€uroMeinke · 02-15-2005, 10:40 PM

Heh heh - do that all the time, but I don't rember any good ones. Maybe we just need to plan a swank chinese restaurant meet?

Morrigoon · 02-15-2005, 10:55 PM

Pity Fung Lum is gone...

Cadaverous Pallor · 02-15-2005, 10:56 PM

CHEE!

Required explanation: Chee is this chinese restaurant near NA and €'s place. Every time I pass it I can't help but say CHEEEEEE!

€uroMeinke · 02-15-2005, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

CHEE!

Required explanation: Chee is this chinese restaurant near NA and €'s place. Every time I pass it I can't help but say CHEEEEEE!

Hmmmm - we always talk ourselves out of going to that place. Perhaps the time has finally come to see what this place is all about.

02-15-2005, 09:33 PM	#1
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Fortune Cookies In Bed How many of you ever play the chinese fortune cookie game where you add "... in bed!" to whatever fortune is inside? Tonight, I ate at a Chinese restaurant with my 12 y.o. sisters. I decided that tonight was the night when I'd explain the game to them. As our cookies came, before we cracked them open, I explained the rules. They smiled, we opened our cookies, and this is what they said. Wendi's cookie: "You have a unique personality" Brittany's cookie: "Today is a good day for being with a companion" My cookie: "Quality counts and you've got it" So, why don't y'all follow my quality ass, and post any memorable fortunes you've had. Or let this inspire you to get some Chinese food, at least... __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	Yeah, it's been a while since I've had chinese that I didn't cook, now that I think of it. I'll have to pursue that in the next few days and get back to you. Sounds like a fun game.
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mhrc4 Call me Justin Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: sOCal Posts: 376	i will have to admit, now thinking about it, how old that game got... we had a friend that was obsessed with Chinese, so he ordered a box of fortune cookies from Panda Express, 2000 to be exact, it took us 3+ years to finish that box.... __________________ [Disneyland - Walt Disney World - Disneyland Paris] 3 down, 2 to go
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	I'm livin' on a Chinese rock All my best things are in hock I'm livin' on a Chinese rock Everything is in the pawn shop The Ramones - Chinese Rock __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Yeah, I guess that would get old pretty quickly.. But it's nice to remember to do it when you are at a chinese restaurant. With a little Tsingtao, preferrably! __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Heh heh - do that all the time, but I don't rember any good ones. Maybe we just need to plan a swank chinese restaurant meet? __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Pity Fung Lum is gone...
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	CHEE! Required explanation: Chee is this chinese restaurant near NA and €'s place. Every time I pass it I can't help but say CHEEEEEE! __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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