Good Times in Howard, Wisconsin

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Public nudity, peeping toms, random flashings and transporting a paint ball mask over state lines for immoral purposes ... yep, just another day in the small village of Howard, Wisconsin (pop 13,546)

... A 45-year-old man plead not guilty ... after he allegedly was caught walking in a Howard neighborhood wearing only a white T-shirt and a black paintball mask, according to a criminal complaint ...

... About two hours earlier, deputies arrested a 47-year-old man for allegedly peeking into windows in apartments in the 2500 block of Telluride Trail ...

... The Brown County Sheriff’s Department is investigating the incidents to determine if the incidents are linked to prior flashing incidents ...

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Thanks to the tireless work of Cub Scout Pack 4033, Howard, Wisconsin (or more specifically, Mk Lynch Suamico Elementary School) will soon have new xylophones. Emotions are high as local residents await the arrival of the Wells Fargo Coach. Lining the streets, townfolk are said to abuzz over the small towns latest arrival. Banners exclaiming, "Welcome Xylophone" criss cross the usually lazy main street. Police have had to break up several fights, as locals debate just what effect this might have on the usually peaceful downtown. Many fear the arrival of "Lite Jazz" to Howard might have the same negative effect on the youth that Rock N' Roll had years prior, before it fizzled & died out in the mid 1980s.

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There's trouble in Howard. Big Trouble.

And that starts with T,

and that rimes with Z

and that stands for Xylophone!

Oh boy, we're in trouble!!

(I know, but Xylophone starts with the Z sound and T does not rime with X )