Good News for Bad Parents!

Tref · 07-30-2007, 04:49 PM

NASA has announced they have some good news for bad parents. According to NASA. "Bad parents the world over have said, 'We cannot handle the simplest of responsibilities.' And we've heard their pathetic cry!"

• NASA is on the verge of licensing its Child Presence Sensor, which replaces the clip with a weight-sensitive pad that fits under the car seat cushion. An alarm sounds 10 warning beeps if the driver moves too far away from the vehicle, and beeps continuously if the driver doesn't return within one minute.

If the parent does not return within two minutes the CPS sytem will transfer all control of said child to NASA. The child will shipped to a facility in Florida, where they'll be raised by scientists specially trained in caring, nurturing and atomic physics. The children will grow up to become to-morrows astronauts, engineers and test monkeys!

Said NASA, "With the exploration of the Sun still yet to be realised, we see a great future for the abandoned children of to-day"

To read more of the story, click here

Whose child will be first to to explore the suns beautiful, majestic lands?

07-30-2007, 04:49 PM	#1
Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	Good News for Bad Parents! NASA has announced they have some good news for bad parents. According to NASA. "Bad parents the world over have said, 'We cannot handle the simplest of responsibilities.' And we've heard their pathetic cry!" • NASA is on the verge of licensing its Child Presence Sensor, which replaces the clip with a weight-sensitive pad that fits under the car seat cushion. An alarm sounds 10 warning beeps if the driver moves too far away from the vehicle, and beeps continuously if the driver doesn't return within one minute. If the parent does not return within two minutes the CPS sytem will transfer all control of said child to NASA. The child will shipped to a facility in Florida, where they'll be raised by scientists specially trained in caring, nurturing and atomic physics. The children will grow up to become to-morrows astronauts, engineers and test monkeys! Said NASA, "With the exploration of the Sun still yet to be realised, we see a great future for the abandoned children of to-day" To read more of the story, click here Whose child will be first to to explore the suns beautiful, majestic lands? __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?!
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