Breaking NEWS Martha to be released

[Tramspotter]

Heh what rodents the media are... camping outside the prison waiting to catch martha collect her stuff and shuffle out...

I can't wait till she writes her next book all hardened from club Fed.

Could we expect chapters such as:


~ How to make a decorative shiv from a cafeteria spoon and gum wrappers.

~ Herbal Toilet hooch (turning bread into a delightfully refreshing alcoholic beverage with a surprisingly wide variety simple flavorings)

~ Smuggling your favorite spices in swallowed condoms (which herbs not to try)

~ Novel accompaniments for eating raw cell block tough "Clams"

~ Making a depilatory powder from common cleaning supplies

~ Hiding contraband with style and aplomb

~ Proper Etiquette when servicing two guards at once

~ Throwing an after lock-down party

~ Much to my chagrin there's no planting allowed in "The Yard"

~ How to keep ones social decorum in a group shower experience