Ode to Butter

tracilicious · 03-09-2005, 01:19 PM

Sweet cream churned from Bovine succulence
For so long you were absent from my bread
Abandoned on the shelf you were lost to me
Thank heaven for the garlic bread that returned you to my life
I've no need for a knife
I will rub you like a glue stick onto English muffins and fresh tortillas
Under jelly you will abide
Your doppleganger margarine shall nary pass my lips
It's butter I love
Your richness melts my soul

Not Afraid · 03-09-2005, 01:20 PM

I'm so sorry. I can't read this after watching "Last Tango in Paris". :Hangs head in shame:

tracilicious · 03-09-2005, 01:23 PM

Lol, I have no idea what you are talking about, but it sounds funny.

Not Afraid · 03-09-2005, 01:25 PM

No. No reference is a good thing here. I couldn't even begin to explain on our boards. Just that, my mind is a piece of gravel in the gutter.

€uroMeinke · 03-09-2005, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by tracilicious

Lol, I have no idea what you are talking about, but it sounds funny.

In the movie, butter is used as a lube

Tref · 03-09-2005, 10:00 PM

Great poem, Traci. I like butter, too. It lies amongst the truly great things in life. A rare jewel is butter. Butter is like no 'uther.

Listen up! Butter, also happens to be the highest source of fat soluble vitamins A & D. Fatty acids in Butter act both to produce energy and retain muscle mass and burn fat! In short, Butter is our Friend. Butter loves you. Butter is as close as your neighborhood grocer's freezer. My neighborhood grocer went missing for two weeks and they found his body later in another grocer's freezer. But I digress.

Butter + bagel = Happy me.

You know where I stand. That's me. How you feel about butter, I do not know. And I do not wish to presume. I have said my peace. Again, good stuff, Traci.

Gemini Cricket · 03-09-2005, 10:07 PM

Mmmm butter.

wendybeth · 03-09-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Tref

Great poem, Traci. I like butter, too. It lies amongst the truly great things in life. A rare jewel is butter. Butter is like no 'uther.

Listen up! Butter, also happens to be the highest source of fat soluble vitamins A & D. Fatty acids in Butter act both to produce energy and retain muscle mass and burn fat! In short, Butter is our Friend. Butter loves you. Butter is as close as your neighborhood grocer's freezer. My neighborhood grocer went missing for two weeks and they found his body later in another grocer's freezer. But I digress.

Butter + bagel = Happy me.

You know where I stand. That's me. How you feel about butter, I do not know. And I do not wish to presume. I have said my peace. Again, good stuff, Traci.

I was thinking your bagel post and Traci's butter one ought to meet. Just seems sort of...natural.

blueerica · 03-09-2005, 10:16 PM

MMmmm... Butter.....

Not Afraid · 03-09-2005, 10:17 PM

Marlon Brando: bumbumbumbumb fvuk bumbumbumbumb fvuk

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tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	Ode to Butter Sweet cream churned from Bovine succulence For so long you were absent from my bread Abandoned on the shelf you were lost to me Thank heaven for the garlic bread that returned you to my life I've no need for a knife I will rub you like a glue stick onto English muffins and fresh tortillas Under jelly you will abide Your doppleganger margarine shall nary pass my lips It's butter I love Your richness melts my soul __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I'm so sorry. I can't read this after watching "Last Tango in Paris". :Hangs head in shame:
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tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	Lol, I have no idea what you are talking about, but it sounds funny. __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	No. No reference is a good thing here. I couldn't even begin to explain on our boards. Just that, my mind is a piece of gravel in the gutter.
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Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	Great poem, Traci. I like butter, too. It lies amongst the truly great things in life. A rare jewel is butter. Butter is like no 'uther. Listen up! Butter, also happens to be the highest source of fat soluble vitamins A & D. Fatty acids in Butter act both to produce energy and retain muscle mass and burn fat! In short, Butter is our Friend. Butter loves you. Butter is as close as your neighborhood grocer's freezer. My neighborhood grocer went missing for two weeks and they found his body later in another grocer's freezer. But I digress. Butter + bagel = Happy me. You know where I stand. That's me. How you feel about butter, I do not know. And I do not wish to presume. I have said my peace. Again, good stuff, Traci. __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?!
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Mmmm butter.
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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	MMmmm... Butter..... __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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