March 14 - It's like Valentine's for Guys

CoasterMatt · 03-14-2008, 07:05 PM

Yes, March 14 is here, and that mean's it's Steak And BJ Day!

This holiday for men is the equivalent to Valentines Day for women. Valentines Day is widely based around the pleasing of women we love, but now, a month later, these women we love can please the men they love. On Steak and Blowjob Day, every man's women will fire up the grill and cook them a big juicy steak that is just to his liking and then she will give him a big juicy blowjob, just to his liking. It can be in whatever order he wants, and when ever he wants.

Prudence · 03-14-2008, 07:08 PM

I thought it was pi day.

€uroMeinke · 03-14-2008, 07:09 PM

And here I thought today was all about π...

Sohrshah · 03-14-2008, 07:20 PM

You know this would be an interesting idea, if the man in my life (were there to be one) aqctually did things I like on Valentine's Dat in the first place. lol. That said, I like steak and certainly enjoy the female equivilant of a blowjob, so maybe we can enact this same treatment for v-Day!

€uroMeinke · 03-14-2008, 07:21 PM

Then what would we do for Vaginismus?

Alex · 03-14-2008, 07:22 PM

I don't eat steak and I have a headache.

€uroMeinke · 03-14-2008, 07:24 PM

How about a nice slice of cherry pie?

Alex · 03-14-2008, 07:28 PM

Years too late for that.

Scrooge McSam · 03-14-2008, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

I don't eat steak and I have a headache.

*crying from laughing so hard*

Thank you, Alex

RStar · 03-14-2008, 10:22 PM

My wife can't cook and hates giving Bjs, so anyone wanna swap for the day?

03-14-2008, 07:05 PM	#1
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	I thought it was pi day. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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03-14-2008, 07:09 PM	#3
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	And here I thought today was all about π... __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Sohrshah Purveyor of Fine Blue People Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 358	You know this would be an interesting idea, if the man in my life (were there to be one) aqctually did things I like on Valentine's Dat in the first place. lol. That said, I like steak and certainly enjoy the female equivilant of a blowjob, so maybe we can enact this same treatment for v-Day!
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03-14-2008, 07:21 PM	#5
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Then what would we do for Vaginismus? __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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03-14-2008, 07:22 PM	#6
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I don't eat steak and I have a headache.
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03-14-2008, 07:24 PM	#7
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	How about a nice slice of cherry pie? __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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03-14-2008, 07:28 PM	#8
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Years too late for that.
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RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	My wife can't cook and hates giving Bjs, so anyone wanna swap for the day? __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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