Toothpaste haiku

Morrigoon · 01-12-2005, 11:50 PM

Expect orange burst
Crest Whitening Expressions
Childrens Tylenol???

Funky vanilla
Flavor far sweeter than the
One which went before

blueerica · 01-13-2005, 12:10 AM

Driving down the street
Blowing past all the slow cars
Almost home again

libraryvixen · 01-13-2005, 12:56 AM

Library books stack
Neverending sorrowful
Child knocks them down....ugh

blueerica · 01-13-2005, 07:35 AM

my pillow was soft
the waking world is harsh, but
must go to work now

Cadaverous Pallor · 01-13-2005, 11:45 AM

Obsession is clear
Now I really care, so I'm
Required to post.

blueerica · 01-13-2005, 02:01 PM

The posting, delightful!
The work, quite frightful! My boss
looks over shoulder.

Tref · 01-13-2005, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morrigoon

Expect orange burst
Crest Whitening Expressions
Childrens Tylenol???

Funky vanilla
Flavor far sweeter than the
One which went before

Sing an ode to my teeth
(To the ones that stayed-on)
Sing an ode thine mouth
My sweet periodontal or-gon

I'll brush, brush, brush ye
With toothpaste’s fair ember
And daily I’ll floss ye
At least, when I remember …

Yet, thine dentist,
She
Lashed a tongue at me

"Your problems lie
As thy dreams fly South
When carelessly
You sleep
With cookies in your mouth."

(with apologies to v.c.)

SacTown Chronic · 01-13-2005, 03:04 PM

Testicle exam
No lumps to be found today
Check again next month

Flubber · 01-13-2005, 05:01 PM

Gosh I love a good haiku thread!

On my way to work
Wayne Brady has such white teeth
That billboard must go

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 01-13-2005, 05:04 PM

The anise toothpaste,
of my dear uncle Tom, leaves
my mouth feeling numb.

01-12-2005, 11:50 PM	#1
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Obsession is clear Now I really care, so I'm Required to post. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	The posting, delightful! The work, quite frightful! My boss looks over shoulder. __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Testicle exam No lumps to be found today Check again next month
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Flubber The Atomic Punk Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Picking the wrong day to quit smoking Posts: 83	Gosh I love a good haiku thread! On my way to work Wayne Brady has such white teeth That billboard must go
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Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	The anise toothpaste, of my dear uncle Tom, leaves my mouth feeling numb.
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