...and you thought Pat Robertson was bad?

[Capt Jack]

Steamed about Rice,
Russian pol unleashes rant


Russian pol Vladimir Zhirinovsky says what Condi needs is a man.

Condoleezza Rice might want to see if there's room in one of those "black site" terror-suspect prisons for Russian politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky.
The wacko leader of Russia's Liberal and Democratic Party has surpassed his earlier screeds with a misogynist attack on our secretary of state.

Speaking with Pravda this week, Zhirinovsky chastised Rice for calling on Russia to "act responsibly" in supplying natural gas to Ukraine.

The fascistic pol attributed that "coarse anti-Russian statement" to Rice being "a single woman who has no children."

"If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear," Zhirinovsky ranted on. "Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied.

"Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention," he added. "Such women are very rough. … They can be happy only when they are talked and written about everywhere: 'Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman, what a charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano and speak Russian!'

"Complex-prone women are especially dangerous. They are like malicious mothers-in-law, women that evoke hatred and irritation with everyone. Everybody tries to part with such women as soon as possible. A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though."

A State Department spokesman told us Rice would not "dignify the article with a response."

Zhirinovsky has made no secret of his insanity in the past. Besides praising Hitler and encouraging the use of nuclear weapons, he has advocated Russia's invasion and "reacquisition" of Alaska. To eradicate bird flu, he's suggested arming every Russian and ordering them to shoot everything with feathers. Perhaps we could fit him with a Big Bird costume.

source
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/sto...p-324713c.html


thoughts?

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

thoughts?

Laura Bush could also use a man.

[Prudence]

Time for me to break out my copy of The Foremen performing "Russian Limbaugh."

[Gemini Cricket]

Poor Condi. She's my favorite drag queen of the Bush Administration...

[scaeagles]

I was thinking that if you substitute "Hillary Clinton" in that the article works pretty well (wth some minor modifications, of course - she is married, does have children, etc).

[AllyOops!]

My thoughts? What a piece of sh*t.

Of course, I most likely made that snide comment because of the fact that I'm single and childless. I'm wicked dangerous! So watch out!

Having said that, I enjoyed the sentence Steamed about Rice. That sentence made me giggle. Then kinda hungry.

This headed-to-the-barracks bitch wants sushi.

[alphabassettgrrl]

I can kind of understand why he'd be not happy with someone telling him he needs to be more responsible about something- if he cared, he would be responsible about his natural gas lines and all.

Maybe he needs a woman?

[SacTown Chronic]

I've always felt that Condi needed a some <o<k. And if she promises to wear those eight thousand dollar Nolla-is-drowning-and-I-don't-care fvck-me pumps of hers, I'll volunteer for the job.

I kinda have a thang for women with a small gap in their front teeth.


And yes, Leo, Hillary could use a hot beef injection as well. Or maybe a taco or two.

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

My thoughts? What a piece of sh*t.

Of course, I most likely made that snide comment because of the fact that I'm single and childless.

nah, you made that comment because yes indeed, he is indeed a fecal abomination.

and my personal take? I'll bet shes gettin' more than HE is!

[scaeagles]

I doubt it - old school politbureau mentality. I'm sure he has a few young things bought and paid for. Why should American politicians have all the fun with interns?