The “I’m on Lunch” Helmet from CricketCo™!

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Hey all you hip cats and swanky Golden-Headed Lion Tamarins!
Announcing the “I’m on Lunch” Helmet from CricketCo™!

Does this happen to you?

You can’t get away for lunch. You have to eat at your desk. And you’re about to start eating that hot steaming lunch of Orange Dingo Chicken from Koala Express and *wham* your boss comes up to you and says, “Say, Clancy, remember that report that I told you was due tomorrow? I need it today. Now, in fact.” You sigh. There goes lunch. That’s another $6 dollars down the toilet, Clancy.

Or

You can’t get away from your desk. You must take lunch at your cubicle. You’re about to bite into your roast duck and bell pepper sub sandwich from London Underground Sandwiches and… *blammo* your sobbing co-worker comes up to you and wants to talk to you about his Aunt Hepsibah that just passed away. There goes lunch. When is it your time, dagburn it?

Well, we at CricketCo™ understand your pain. We’re here to help.

Announcing the “I’m on Lunch” Helmet sold exclusively by CricketCo™ in conjunction with the Lounge of Tomorrow: Adventures thru Innerswank.

The “I’m on Lunch” Helmet has been designed to guarantee your privacy at lunch. These helmets have been intricately assembled by the Sámi people of the Province of Lapland (Sámiid ruovttuguovlu). They have taken your normal every day oversized football helmet and placed a neon sign on top which spell out the words “On Lunch”. The sensor-activated air horn at the back of the helmet is sure to keep the most determined co-workers away. The face guard can be detached for easy coffee mug to mouth access.

The helmet gets rid of:

Managers
Office Managers
Supervisors
Assistant Supervisors
Executive Directors
Chief Financial Officers
Human Resources Personnel
Administrative Assistants
Interns
Your CEO’s mistress
Pesky IT vermin
And many, many others.

Order your “I’m Out to Lunch” Helmet today!

Only $24.95!!!

Act now and we’ll include a CricketCo™ tie bib for those pesky latte spills at your desk.

Call 1-800-555-LUNC. Visa, Amex or Mastercard accepted. Discover card users will be shunned. Shipping and handling is included in the price. Items will be delivered by TransGlobal Cargo Airlines.

"I love my “I’m Out to Lunch” Helmet. I work in accounting and before I wore this helmet I just couldn't keep my co-workers away from my desk. And during lunchtime, forget it. But now, no problem. Thank you, CricketCo™!" ~ Leela "Bambi" McElwain, Administrative Assistant at Hotsie Totsie Men's Entertainment Magazine.

The CricketCo™ “I’m Out to Lunch” Helmet: Wear it and be alone.