Tell us about your idiot relatives

[scaeagles]

I'll go first (well, obviously - I'm starting the thread).

My dad - my mom died of lupus, and during her lengthy illness he found it a better use of his time to be with other women.

My wife's two brothers - not enough space to say everything about them, but the most recent incident.....We missed the birthday party of one of their sons after getting an invitation 6 days before the party and we had other uncancellable plans. So now they have united to not come to my son's birthday party to for the admitted purpose of teaching us a lesson. I told them I thought it was funny that they thought it was within their purview or ability to teach us a lesson, and if teaching us a lesson means I don't have to be near them, I hope they continue to do so. They are idiot control freaks who want their butts kissed and I refuse to do it.

What about your moron relatives? What makes them morons?