An important life lesson...

[Melonballer]

If you are staying in a hotel next to a professional sports arena remember to close your shades before you decide to "get it on'.

Unless of course you are an exhibitionist. In which case ignore what I just wrote.

And yes, I (and a least a few dozen fans, maybe hundreds more) witnessed a couple who did not heed this advice while I was working at Safeco Field today.