Jeremy Piven's Latest Excess

SzczerbiakManiac · 11-04-2009, 02:00 PM

Last year Jeremy Piven abruptly quit the Broadway revival of Speed the Plow because, according to him, he had mercury poisoning from eating too much sushi.

riiiiight

Well now poor Mr. Piven has another problem he claims was brought on by excessive consumption: Man Boobs!

The Pivenator says he had been drinking 20 cups of soy milk a day and the estrogen contained therein caused him to grow Moobs.

I wonder if "his people" are busy working on next year's dilemma. I'll bet he grows extra sharp toe nails from eating too much jello.

11-04-2009, 02:00 PM	#1
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Jeremy Piven's Latest Excess Last year Jeremy Piven abruptly quit the Broadway revival of Speed the Plow because, according to him, he had mercury poisoning from eating too much sushi. riiiiight Well now poor Mr. Piven has another problem he claims was brought on by excessive consumption: Man Boobs! The Pivenator says he had been drinking 20 cups of soy milk a day and the estrogen contained therein caused him to grow Moobs. I wonder if "his people" are busy working on next year's dilemma. I'll bet he grows extra sharp toe nails from eating too much jello. __________________
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