The Words You Say (almost) Everyday

Claire · 04-16-2005, 11:27 AM

I notice I say the same things everyday......pretty much. Here are some of them:

Hello? (answering the phone 5 billion times a day)

Courtney, do you see my keys in the kitchen?

Crap, we're late.

Ugh, I burnt my bagel.

Triple venti soy latte and a kids' hot chocolate. Nothing else. Yep. Thanks.

Lassie! Get down!! (cat on the dining room table)

Who didn't flush the toilet?

Chloe, put your shoes on. No. YOU put them on.

Cassidy and Chloe....stop fighting....now.

Chloe, what do you need to say to your sister?

Chloe, you need to learn to wipe your OWN butt.

I love you SO much. Give me a smooch. More smooches. I love you. No, I love YOU more. Mmmm...smoochie...smoochie. You're the sweetest thing. I love you so much. (Cassidy and Chloe)

I love you, Court.

What time is it?

Can someone find my cell phone? Okay, get me a regular phone and I'll call it.

Crap.

Ugh.

Thank you! Good job!

No, Chloe, no DVDs today....none.

Cass, let's do your reading.

Court, is your homework done? Chores? Did you feed the cat? Feed her, please. Yes, now. How would you like it if no one fed you or gave you fresh water? You're ten now....come on!

Okay, let's get cleaned up. It's time to go.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There's a ton more, but those are the basics. I swear I say the words above almost every single day of my LIFE.

What about you?

libraryvixen · 04-16-2005, 11:37 AM

I love you Peanut.

You can sign up for a maximum of one hour, once a day (library internet computers).

Your first card is free. If you lose your card, it's a dollar to get a new one.

B, did you make your bed?

B, let's wipe off that milk mustache.

Kids, get OFF of me!!! (when B's friends at school mob me and won't let go)

Venti Soy Iced Mocha No Whip please.

Your books are due back (add date here).

Hello?

Crap, have you seen my keys?

Me: Somebody loves you and her name is Mama.
B: Somebody loves you and her name is Bailey.

Color copies are .50 a page. Black/white copies cost .10

You need a library card to sign up for the internet.

Do you have an email address?

**Great thread Claire!! I'm at work right now, so a lot of my words I say are work related!!

**

DwoernAdale · 04-16-2005, 02:42 PM

"Please stop running in the house!" I swear I must mutter this in my sleep.

"Tinkerbell or butterfly?" Maddie's choices of night light.

"Did you wash your hands?"

"Is the dog back in the house too? Will you go check please?"

"Did you drink ALL of your milk?"

M: "Umm, Daddy?"
DA: "Yeesss?"
M: "I sure do love you!"
DA: "I sure do love you too birthday cake!" Birthday cake cause shes sweet like that.

"Have a good day! Have lots of nice, rich customers!" Deb(my wife) is the restaurant manager at the resort here.

Just lately its been...

"NO! No more Incredibles!" She did the same thing with Shrek. Now I shudder at having to watch it again. And I loved that movie *sigh*

"xxx more days till Disneyland!"

And a bunch more that I think I am simply unconscious of at this point.
Who knew domestic godhood would be so full of repetition

Mmmm...comforting repetition.

Prudence · 04-16-2005, 02:52 PM

Did you feed, water, and scoop? (the cats, the cats, the litter box)

Do you have your phone/pills/homework/watch?

Hello, this is Leanne.

Boris, get off my laptop!

Did you give Boris his pills?

Super!

That would be a badness.

blueerica · 04-16-2005, 04:29 PM

"_____ cracks me up!"

"You're kidding/sh!tting me!"

"That's retarded."

"Uh, yeah."

But what says the most is the blank expression I think I'm wearing all day...

Baileykat · 04-16-2005, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claire

I notice I say the same things everyday......pretty much. Here are some of them:

Hello? (answering the phone 5 billion times a day)

Crap, we're late.

Who didn't flush the toilet?

Can someone find my cell phone? Okay, get me a regular phone and I'll call it.

Crap.

Ugh.

Dear lord, we're like the same person!

"Brush your teeth. Did you brush your teeth? Are you sure? Let me smell your breath? GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!"

"Bailey do you have any papers from school for me? No? Are you sure? Nothing?"

"Bailey why didn't you tell me you had a field trip tomorrow and I'm suppossed to both go and bring snacks for your whole class? What? There was a note in your backpack?"

"Kat...did you feed the cat?"

"Kat...pick up your shoes"

"Kat..pick up the other pair of shoes."

"Bailey did you use soap in the shower? Let me smell you. PLEASE use soap in the shower?

"Dear Lord! You kids have been in the car 2 minutes and allready you are fighting! Can't I get a moment's peace?"

"Please get in the car NOW!"

"Where's the remote for the TV?"

"Kat I love you!"

"Bailey I love you!"

"Honey..when are you coming home? Just wandering. Cause I'm cooking dinner and it would be nice to know!"

Scrooge McSam · 04-17-2005, 07:35 AM

We've been through this. NO usernames will be created without security clearance FIRST!

I didn't create the rules. I just follow them.

No, the Microsoft password is for your remote connections.

All passwords are case sensitive now. They have been for the last xx months

Did you reboot? When is the last time you rebooted? Do you remember?

PLEASE, stop opening email attachments!

Your machine is infected with spyware.

<sigh> You want it WHEN?

I'll have a number 31... no cheese or sour cream, please.

Yep! When I'm shadowing you, I see exactly what you see.

If this document has errors, why did you approve and release it?

No, even I can't edit a released document. We can only mod it. We've never been able to edit a released document and we never will be able to. That's why we ask you to approve it before you release it.

ilovemyjobilovemyjobilovemyjobilovemyjobilovemyjob (ad infinitum)

Have we EVER loaded a domestic vendor without a valid tax ID?

You didn't get XX credit because you didn't mark the vendor XX.

I have no idea why your internet music service isn't working. (And may I pause for just a moment and express how little I care whether your internet music service is working?)

Did you get the memo from helpdesk dated <insert date here>?

What memo???

We don't use that form if it's a zero dollar action.

No, this is Sam... just a second, I'll transfer you.

Is it 4 o'clock YET!!!!

wendybeth · 04-17-2005, 09:42 AM

"I've got to go- I'm running late!"
"I love you- be good for grandma!" (To Tori)
"I'm leaving- are you going to get up?" (Eric)
"Crap!" (Spilled my coffee while getting into the car).
"Learn to ****ing drive!" (To the soccer mom in the Escalade that tries to run into me every morning).
"Oh, come on- the speed limit is 35!!!!!"
"People on 'Ludes should not drive...."
"Hi! Sorry I'm late- just give me a minute.."
"No, you cannot have a perm- bleached hair melts when permed".
"Crap!" (Dropped my color mixture, foils, combs, etc).
"Is this day over yet?"
"What does everyone want for dinner?" (Usual response- "whatever you decide")
"Wow- what the hell blew up in here?" (While surveying the mess that once was our family room, dining room, bathrooms, etc)
"I don't care how cute parrots are- NO MORE ANIMALS!!!!"

Ponine · 04-17-2005, 11:05 AM

Oatmeal, cinnamon crunchers, eggs, hard boiled eggs, and Cheetah chomps. We've had the same breakfast choices since you were two. You're six now, try to remember them, please.

Do you know how to eat and watch tv at the same time? You do? Then why is it taking you thirty minutes to eat???

When Tarzan ends, the TV goes off. Its the same thing every day.

It's 7:15, why arent we gone yet?

Crap, we're late.

Venti shaken Black tea lemonade, with four valencia and two raspberry please. (I guess i need to jump on the soy bandwagon!)

Good morning. / Morning lover. (depending on which coworker I walk by. each said about five times)

Good morning, and what teacher is making our lives difficult today?

No he's not, hang on, let me check IMDB.

No, he's not my husband. No, HE's really not my husband. THAT's Colin Firth. No, thats my son, I dont have a daughter. (The pictures hanging in my cube)

You know, you could do that in excel much faster.

Why? I just import the data into excel and sort it.

No, a teacher cant get two hours regular time on a school day, their work day is regular time, it has to be another KIND of time.

I cant use that, I need your id #.

I couldnt tell you, you'll need to call the help desk, that's what they're there for.

No, I cant work overtime, I have to be at ESS by 6pm.

Kids choice or mommy's choice for dinner?

Did you do your homework? Can I see?

Most people, when they take a shower wash their face too.

I love you Najo.

Not Afraid · 04-17-2005, 11:10 AM

Awwwww, Buster's belly is so cute!
Hello Jackie-wackie Mr purr boy love bug.
Scoundrel NO!
Soundrel sounds like a piggie-wiggie
Look at Pookie's tongue! Pookie's cute!
Girlie-whirlie want some water?
Good morning Himachi
Hi Honey!
Good night, I love you.

04-16-2005, 11:27 AM	#1
Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	The Words You Say (almost) Everyday I notice I say the same things everyday......pretty much. Here are some of them: Hello? (answering the phone 5 billion times a day) Courtney, do you see my keys in the kitchen? Crap, we're late. Ugh, I burnt my bagel. Triple venti soy latte and a kids' hot chocolate. Nothing else. Yep. Thanks. Lassie! Get down!! (cat on the dining room table) Who didn't flush the toilet? Chloe, put your shoes on. No. YOU put them on. Cassidy and Chloe....stop fighting....now. Chloe, what do you need to say to your sister? Chloe, you need to learn to wipe your OWN butt. I love you SO much. Give me a smooch. More smooches. I love you. No, I love YOU more. Mmmm...smoochie...smoochie. You're the sweetest thing. I love you so much. (Cassidy and Chloe) I love you, Court. What time is it? Can someone find my cell phone? Okay, get me a regular phone and I'll call it. Crap. Ugh. Thank you! Good job! No, Chloe, no DVDs today....none. Cass, let's do your reading. Court, is your homework done? Chores? Did you feed the cat? Feed her, please. Yes, now. How would you like it if no one fed you or gave you fresh water? You're ten now....come on! Okay, let's get cleaned up. It's time to go. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There's a ton more, but those are the basics. I swear I say the words above almost every single day of my LIFE. What about you? __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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libraryvixen is part of the resistance Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: up North Posts: 963	I love you Peanut. You can sign up for a maximum of one hour, once a day (library internet computers). Your first card is free. If you lose your card, it's a dollar to get a new one. B, did you make your bed? B, let's wipe off that milk mustache. Kids, get OFF of me!!! (when B's friends at school mob me and won't let go) Venti Soy Iced Mocha No Whip please. Your books are due back (add date here). Hello? Crap, have you seen my keys? Me: Somebody loves you and her name is Mama. B: Somebody loves you and her name is Bailey. Color copies are .50 a page. Black/white copies cost .10 You need a library card to sign up for the internet. Do you have an email address? Great thread Claire!! I'm at work right now, so a lot of my words I say are work related!! __________________ Yes, I'm still alive!
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04-16-2005, 02:42 PM	#3
DwoernAdale Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: NV Posts: 42	"Please stop running in the house!" I swear I must mutter this in my sleep. "Tinkerbell or butterfly?" Maddie's choices of night light. "Did you wash your hands?" "Is the dog back in the house too? Will you go check please?" "Did you drink ALL of your milk?" M: "Umm, Daddy?" DA: "Yeesss?" M: "I sure do love you!" DA: "I sure do love you too birthday cake!" Birthday cake cause shes sweet like that. "Have a good day! Have lots of nice, rich customers!" Deb(my wife) is the restaurant manager at the resort here. Just lately its been... "NO! No more Incredibles!" She did the same thing with Shrek. Now I shudder at having to watch it again. And I loved that movie sigh "xxx more days till Disneyland!" And a bunch more that I think I am simply unconscious of at this point. Who knew domestic godhood would be so full of repetition Mmmm...comforting repetition.
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Did you feed, water, and scoop? (the cats, the cats, the litter box) Do you have your phone/pills/homework/watch? Hello, this is Leanne. Boris, get off my laptop! Did you give Boris his pills? Super! That would be a badness. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	"_____ cracks me up!" "You're kidding/sh!tting me!" "That's retarded." "Uh, yeah." But what says the most is the blank expression I think I'm wearing all day...
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04-17-2005, 07:35 AM	#7
Scrooge McSam What? Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,635	We've been through this. NO usernames will be created without security clearance FIRST! I didn't create the rules. I just follow them. No, the Microsoft password is for your remote connections. All passwords are case sensitive now. They have been for the last xx months Did you reboot? When is the last time you rebooted? Do you remember? PLEASE, stop opening email attachments! Your machine is infected with spyware. <sigh> You want it WHEN? I'll have a number 31... no cheese or sour cream, please. Yep! When I'm shadowing you, I see exactly what you see. If this document has errors, why did you approve and release it? No, even I can't edit a released document. We can only mod it. We've never been able to edit a released document and we never will be able to. That's why we ask you to approve it before you release it. ilovemyjobilovemyjobilovemyjobilovemyjobilovemyjob (ad infinitum) Have we EVER loaded a domestic vendor without a valid tax ID? You didn't get XX credit because you didn't mark the vendor XX. I have no idea why your internet music service isn't working. (And may I pause for just a moment and express how little I care whether your internet music service is working?) Did you get the memo from helpdesk dated <insert date here>? What memo??? We don't use that form if it's a zero dollar action. No, this is Sam... just a second, I'll transfer you. Is it 4 o'clock YET!!!! Last edited by Scrooge McSam : 04-17-2005 at 07:44 AM.
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04-17-2005, 09:42 AM	#8
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	"I've got to go- I'm running late!" "I love you- be good for grandma!" (To Tori) "I'm leaving- are you going to get up?" (Eric) "Crap!" (Spilled my coffee while getting into the car). "Learn to ***ing drive!" (To the soccer mom in the Escalade that tries to run into me every morning). "Oh, come on- the speed limit is 35!!!!!" "People on 'Ludes should not* drive...." "Hi! Sorry I'm late- just give me a minute.." "No, you cannot have a perm- bleached hair melts when permed". "Crap!" (Dropped my color mixture, foils, combs, etc). "Is this day over yet?" "What does everyone want for dinner?" (Usual response- "whatever you decide") "Wow- what the hell blew up in here?" (While surveying the mess that once was our family room, dining room, bathrooms, etc) "I don't care how cute parrots are- NO MORE ANIMALS!!!!" __________________
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04-17-2005, 11:05 AM	#9
Ponine Virgin Ears Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,075	Oatmeal, cinnamon crunchers, eggs, hard boiled eggs, and Cheetah chomps. We've had the same breakfast choices since you were two. You're six now, try to remember them, please. Do you know how to eat and watch tv at the same time? You do? Then why is it taking you thirty minutes to eat??? When Tarzan ends, the TV goes off. Its the same thing every day. It's 7:15, why arent we gone yet? Crap, we're late. Venti shaken Black tea lemonade, with four valencia and two raspberry please. (I guess i need to jump on the soy bandwagon!) Good morning. / Morning lover. (depending on which coworker I walk by. each said about five times) Good morning, and what teacher is making our lives difficult today? No he's not, hang on, let me check IMDB. No, he's not my husband. No, HE's really not my husband. THAT's Colin Firth. No, thats my son, I dont have a daughter. (The pictures hanging in my cube) You know, you could do that in excel much faster. Why? I just import the data into excel and sort it. No, a teacher cant get two hours regular time on a school day, their work day is regular time, it has to be another KIND of time. I cant use that, I need your id #. I couldnt tell you, you'll need to call the help desk, that's what they're there for. No, I cant work overtime, I have to be at ESS by 6pm. Kids choice or mommy's choice for dinner? Did you do your homework? Can I see? Most people, when they take a shower wash their face too. I love you Najo. __________________ There's something strange, There's something wrong. I see a change - It's like when love dies.
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04-17-2005, 11:10 AM	#10
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Awwwww, Buster's belly is so cute! Hello Jackie-wackie Mr purr boy love bug. Scoundrel NO! Soundrel sounds like a piggie-wiggie Look at Pookie's tongue! Pookie's cute! Girlie-whirlie want some water? Good morning Himachi Hi Honey! Good night, I love you.
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