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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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Biophage
Join Date: Jan 2005
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He bit me in the WHAT??
My friend sent this to me and it had me rolling.... not sure if this is for real, but wait for the interviews with the dog owner
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Chowder Head
Join Date: Jan 2005
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BRAAAAAAAINS!
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I spilled my root beer...
and it didn't all come out from my mouth. |
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I Floop the Pig
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Mind the Gap
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I almost passed out with laughter at the "he can make love....."
Thanks for sharing! |
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Nevermind
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Well, they're just small bites...pinches, really.
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the myth of the dream
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Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson? |
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is part of the resistance
Join Date: Jan 2005
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ohhhh baby
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Oh man, funniest sht I've seen in a while!
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It's from the Bravo show Show Dog Moms and Dads and is truly hilarious. I love the animal control officer trying hard not to laugh as he's taking her statement.
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