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HI!
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Happy Birthday Innerspaceman!!
Happy Birthday Steve!!!!
I hope you have an incredible time at the Bowl celebrating, not only your birthday, but the wonders of Disney. Then, go home and make Isaac do something nasty to you. Mother's orders. ![]() |
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Parmmadore Jim
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Casita del Queso
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Happy birthday with extra swank in it!
Toot!
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![]() ![]() Your Free Will Horoscope: ![]() ![]() It's the season of high adventure. You have a sacred duty to flee your safety zones, wander out to the wild frontiers, and flirt with possibilities you've never entertained. To get you started, here are a few suggested activities: Fly in a hot-air balloon over Tanzania's Serengeti National Park; run with the bulls in Pamplona, Spain; go on a two-week meditation retreat in Pondicherry, India; read Thomas Mann's The Magic Mountain; give laughing lessons to a cat; make love on a mountaintop; speak the words you've been wanting to say for years. It doesn't say anything about throwing a 50 hour cocktail soiree, but I'm sure that's merely an oversight. ![]() Happy Birthday!!!!!! |
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Double Agent
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Back East
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Surely you'll give laughing lessons to a cat, eh? I know I would if a horoscope told me to.
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Nueve
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Well, Steve, here's your Onion Horoscope...
_________________________________________________ Cancer: (June 22—July 22) You lack initiative, which means that you usually wait until someone yells "Get funky!" before you get funky. _________________________________________________ Steve, I hope your birthday was great, fun, and everything you should ever hope it would be, and then maybe a little bit more... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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(Lol, Erica! I didn't know the Onion did horoscopes too!)
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Cruiser of Motorboats
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Hope you have a wonderful birthday, Steve!
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Prepping...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Here, there, everywhere
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Happy Birthday Steve!!!!!! I heard they opened Space Mtn. just for you
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I LIKE!
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Happy Birthday, Steve.
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BRAAAAAAAINS!
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Have a wonderfully swanktacular birthday!
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