Notice to:

[Prudence]

Notice to the person waiting to get on the elevator on the first floor of the student services building:

If you are waiting on the very bottom floor of a building and the elevator door opens and there is someone inside, odds are they would like to get out. Where else are they going to go? Up again? They will get out of the elevator sooner if you could please move your bulk from occupying the entire doorway. Don't act so shocked. And close your mouth (unless you really are a codfish.)