Hasselhoff To Star In Musical Based On His Life

SzczerbiakManiac · 07-24-2006, 02:42 PM

Any fans of The Hass here on LoT? You may be interested in this:

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First of all, we are NOT making this up. David Hasselhoff—star of Knight Rider, Baywatch and the new hit variety show America's Got Talent told us today that he is heading to Australia to appear in a stage production based on his life.

David Hasselhoff: The Musical will include sets inspired by The Young and The Restless, Knight Rider and the songs of Teddy Pendergrass. "I am also doing a heart-rendering set on my life and the mistakes I have made," the star says. "It sounds like a bad joke, but it is really going to be a good show... totally campy. It’s written by the same people who wrote Bette Midler’s show and produced by the people who produced Chicago in London."

The production—which features dancers from both Chicago and Jeckyl & Hyde—will open in Melbourne (date to be determined) before hopefully coming to America. "If it ends up in Vegas, how great would that be?" he says. "I want to entertain people. Sammy Davis (Jr.) was my hero." Hasselhoff, 54, will also release his autobiography, Making Waves, on September 10.

AllyOops! · 07-24-2006, 03:03 PM

Ugghh..

Will the musical also include a touching & spirited rendition of him allegedly breaking his wife's nose whilst on a bender? Allegedly shoving her hard into a car? It will be interesting to hear how he includes the words "bitch" & "slut" into a catchy tune. Well, if they could do it in Phantom of the Opera, then he can too (what..you don't remember that?

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Can we purchase "Don't Hassel The Hoff" tee shirts in the lobby kiosk?

Everytime I see a picture of David Hasselhoff, he's wearing that tee. And the irony is that you know the Hoff is dying to be Hasseled.

Thanks, SM, for providing this link!

I'm off to read it so I can figure out what the hell Teddy Pendergrass has to do with any of this!

lashbear · 07-24-2006, 07:46 PM

I love how we get all the Biggies opening here first.

lashbear · 07-24-2006, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Any fans of The Hass here on LoT? You may be interested in this:

PS: I thought he was the Hoff - a Hass is an Avacado, isn't it ?

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 07-24-2006, 07:47 PM

Get out of my car, if this isn't the coolest thing I've ever heard. Heh!

lindyhop · 07-24-2006, 08:04 PM

He'll always be Snapper to me.

SzczerbiakManiac · 07-25-2006, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by lashbear

PS: I thought he was the Hoff - a Hass is an Avacado, isn't it ?

I have no idea, but I'll defer to your wisdom, oh ursine one.

Chernabog · 07-25-2006, 09:36 AM

Hmmm I wonder what the KITT car's solo debut number will be called...

KITT: Oh David, what would you like to hear?

David, how I love thee
You thick old hands stroking my wheel
Oh David, how I missed you
And your glistening pecs
On Baywatch Sets
Oh Daaaayyyyyvvvviiiiiidddddddd!

eeeeeek.

xharryb · 07-25-2006, 09:53 AM

funniest news I've read in a long time! Only a prerecorded song by William Daniels to be interpretted onstage by KITT could make this better (if that's in the show i'm totally flying to Australia to see it!)

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AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Ugghh.. Will the musical also include a touching & spirited rendition of him allegedly breaking his wife's nose whilst on a bender? Allegedly shoving her hard into a car? It will be interesting to hear how he includes the words "bitch" & "slut" into a catchy tune. Well, if they could do it in Phantom of the Opera, then he can too (what..you don't remember that? ) Can we purchase "Don't Hassel The Hoff" tee shirts in the lobby kiosk? Everytime I see a picture of David Hasselhoff, he's wearing that tee. And the irony is that you know the Hoff is dying to be Hasseled. Thanks, SM, for providing this link! I'm off to read it so I can figure out what the hell Teddy Pendergrass has to do with any of this! Last edited by AllyOops! : 07-24-2006 at 03:46 PM.
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lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	I love how we get all the Biggies opening here first. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	Get out of my car, if this isn't the coolest thing I've ever heard. Heh!
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Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	Hmmm I wonder what the KITT car's solo debut number will be called... KITT: Oh David, what would you like to hear? David, how I love thee You thick old hands stroking my wheel Oh David, how I missed you And your glistening pecs On Baywatch Sets Oh Daaaayyyyyvvvviiiiiidddddddd! eeeeeek. __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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xharryb D'oh! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Posts: 104	funniest news I've read in a long time! Only a prerecorded song by William Daniels to be interpretted onstage by KITT could make this better (if that's in the show i'm totally flying to Australia to see it!)
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