Sly, Anti-Gay, Mayor Naugle Says One Thing, Means Another

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The mayor of the Florida city of Fort Lauderdale indirectly said to-day that he wished to be voted out of his mayoral position as quickly as the next election. "Even sooner, if possible,” he stated, in so many words.

My Naudle, who is not generally known for saying one thing but meaning another, nevertheless, stated publicly to-day that the city should purchase high-tech, self-cleaning electronic toilets that would “discourage users from engaging in sinful homosexual sex.”

Insiders, agree that what Naudle was really saying was that in this city of an estimated 243,000 gay people, he no longer wished to be in power and instead live out his days in disgrace as a intolerant, narrow-minded bigot. "We believe the Naudle is in grave mental pain and is doing everything he can to lose his position in government without coming right out and saying it" said a associate who wished to remain anonymous.

The clever Naudle went on to slyly state, that he wished to be a pariah in his own town, as he expressed his disapproval of moving the gay-oriented Stonewall Library & Archives to the Broward City Library.

"This would probably be the first public library in America that has hardcore pornography as part of the collection," Naugle said, skillfully infering that he is a world-class moron, has no business being in politics and should be hung on a lamppost like Mussolini and pelted with rotten fruit.

"Though we wish he (Naudle) would come right out and admit to his idiocy, we are happy that he is reaching out in the way he finds best for himself," said the voting populace of Fort Lauderdale. "We will follow his secret wishes and vote for somebody else in the next mayoral elections."

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