Local Darwin Award Winner

innerSpaceman · 09-11-2007, 03:15 PM

Ever wonder what percentage of criminals are caught by virtue of their own stupidity, and how many are really caught due to the valiant efforts of law enforcement?

The Darwin Awards provides an annual hoot-fest of stupid criminals who get themselves caught, and I personally believe most crimes are "solved" because criminals are nimrods.

Today, I got a local "Darwin Award" report from zapppop, who was in court to testify against the moron accused of stealing his storage locker stuff and his identity.

As soon as zapppop took the stand and before he uttered one word of testimony, the defendant changed his plea to "Guilty" (that is all) and threw himself on the mercy of the court. He will be sentenced to three years in prison.

But get a load of how he was caught.

The dimwit who had been robbing things from more than one victim drove through a red light.

At the time, he had a red suitcase in the trunk of his car.

In the suitcase were the documents and other goods stolen from zapppop.

When the officer who stopped him for running a red light found the suspicious materials in the trunk of the car, the retard’s claims that the stuff in his own car trunk were put there by someone else fell on deaf ears ....

... because also in the suitcase with the stolen goods in the trunk of the car that ran a red light - - was the fuctard’s own wallet.

And so the local Darwin Award of 2007 goes to the asshat who stole zapppop’s stuff.

Enjoy your three years in the slammer!

09-11-2007, 03:15 PM	#1
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Local Darwin Award Winner Ever wonder what percentage of criminals are caught by virtue of their own stupidity, and how many are really caught due to the valiant efforts of law enforcement? The Darwin Awards provides an annual hoot-fest of stupid criminals who get themselves caught, and I personally believe most crimes are "solved" because criminals are nimrods. Today, I got a local "Darwin Award" report from zapppop, who was in court to testify against the moron accused of stealing his storage locker stuff and his identity. As soon as zapppop took the stand and before he uttered one word of testimony, the defendant changed his plea to "Guilty" (that is all) and threw himself on the mercy of the court. He will be sentenced to three years in prison. But get a load of how he was caught. The dimwit who had been robbing things from more than one victim drove through a red light. At the time, he had a red suitcase in the trunk of his car. In the suitcase were the documents and other goods stolen from zapppop. When the officer who stopped him for running a red light found the suspicious materials in the trunk of the car, the retard’s claims that the stuff in his own car trunk were put there by someone else fell on deaf ears .... ... because also in the suitcase with the stolen goods in the trunk of the car that ran a red light - - was the fuctard’s own wallet. And so the local Darwin Award of 2007 goes to the asshat who stole zapppop’s stuff. Enjoy your three years in the slammer!
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