Hey Chernabog: Are You THIS Committed to Bjork?

CoasterMatt · 01-15-2008, 11:31 PM

REALLY committed would be this picture - lyrics to a Bjork song tattooed on your back - IN BRAILLE!

Chernabog · 01-16-2008, 01:24 AM

Committed enough to get ugly-as-sh*t tattoos? Ummm no thanks.

The two hearts isn't a Bjork design (except for the lettering/font of her name). The braille, while a cool concept, visually looks like a nasty case of smurf acne.

It's as bad as what I joke about -- getting a B and a J on the inside of my left ass cheek, and an R and a K on the right one, two dots over the hole, and see what it spells when I bend over.

Seriously tho the tat I want isn't Bjork-related actually. What I want is an outline of Sleeping Beauty Castle with Chernabog coming over it, with the words "Came to Believe" on my hip.

Don't question my Bjork-mania tho. I have 7 wall hangings in my room (all Bjork) and over 100 of her discs, CDs, DVDs, books, etc.

heheh yeah it's bad. I love that crazy bitch.

Cadaverous Pallor · 01-16-2008, 10:42 AM

You gotta love somebody. Bjork isn't a bad choice.

Capt Jack · 01-16-2008, 11:17 AM

Fabio....THAT would be considered a bad choice
Carrot Top....bad choice
Jessica Simpleton...erm...Simpson...bad choice if you play football

the list goes on

Chernabog · 01-16-2008, 12:28 PM

^^ oh, you KNOW there are people obsessed with those things. Those celebs make money somehow.

Now, a *real* Bjork tat obsessive would get a life-size tattoo of the swan dress around them

Kevy Baby · 01-16-2008, 02:04 PM

I found this tattoo (in the OP) while looking at tattoos last night. I was simply blown away by the REALLY stupid things that people did (permanently) to their bodies.

Moonliner · 01-16-2008, 02:09 PM

Errr....

Sighted people (in general) don't read braille so they would not be able to read the tattoo.

Blind people can read braille but tattoos do not leave a permanent bump in the skin so they would not be able to read her back either.

Yeah, great plan there lady.

Kevy Baby · 01-16-2008, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

Blind people can read braille but tattoos do not leave a permanent bump in the skin so they would not be able to read her back either.

Yeah, great plan there lady.

You do know that they now do under-skin implants? One could technically put small implant dots under each dot.

Capt Jack · 01-16-2008, 02:35 PM

ow. imagine trying to sleep with a thousand little BB's implanted in your back skin. yikes

01-15-2008, 11:13 PM	#1
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01-15-2008, 11:31 PM	#2
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	REALLY committed would be this picture - lyrics to a Bjork song tattooed on your back - IN BRAILLE! __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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01-16-2008, 01:24 AM	#3
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	Committed enough to get ugly-as-sh*t tattoos? Ummm no thanks. The two hearts isn't a Bjork design (except for the lettering/font of her name). The braille, while a cool concept, visually looks like a nasty case of smurf acne. It's as bad as what I joke about -- getting a B and a J on the inside of my left ass cheek, and an R and a K on the right one, two dots over the hole, and see what it spells when I bend over. Seriously tho the tat I want isn't Bjork-related actually. What I want is an outline of Sleeping Beauty Castle with Chernabog coming over it, with the words "Came to Believe" on my hip. Don't question my Bjork-mania tho. I have 7 wall hangings in my room (all Bjork) and over 100 of her discs, CDs, DVDs, books, etc. heheh yeah it's bad. I love that crazy bitch. __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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01-16-2008, 10:42 AM	#4
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	You gotta love somebody. Bjork isn't a bad choice. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	Fabio....THAT would be considered a bad choice Carrot Top....bad choice Jessica Simpleton...erm...Simpson...bad choice if you play football the list goes on __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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01-16-2008, 12:28 PM	#6
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	^^ oh, you KNOW there are people obsessed with those things. Those celebs make money somehow. Now, a real Bjork tat obsessive would get a life-size tattoo of the swan dress around them __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	I found this tattoo (in the OP) while looking at tattoos last night. I was simply blown away by the REALLY stupid things that people did (permanently) to their bodies. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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01-16-2008, 02:09 PM	#8
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Errr.... Sighted people (in general) don't read braille so they would not be able to read the tattoo. Blind people can read braille but tattoos do not leave a permanent bump in the skin so they would not be able to read her back either. Yeah, great plan there lady. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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01-16-2008, 02:35 PM	#10
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	ow. imagine trying to sleep with a thousand little BB's implanted in your back skin. yikes __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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