Has MBC been in Africa lately?

[scaeagles]

Very, very odd story.

Penis theft panic hits city

My favorite paragraph -

But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

[flippyshark]

Ah yes, it's good old koro, a folk belief in cultures that haven't heard about shrinkage.

[Moonliner]

Oh that's just F'n great. Like I didnt have enough to worry about with rising gas prices, mortgage crisis, election stress, etc...

[innerSpaceman]

OMG, Africanized bees have finally arrived in L.A., years after they were supposed to.

It won't be long before African Penis Snatchers follow!!!


It fact, if the results are often that penises (penisi?) shrink to insignificance, I think some of the Snatchers may have already arrived on these shores.

That's right, It won't be long anymore.




(I'm gonna guard my prized specimen with renewed vigour. There was a close call last weekend, the night of the seder. Luckily, i think i can trust my drunken co-horts, and everything appears to remain more that satisfactorily satisfying.)

[SacTown Chronic]

MbC has no use for shrunken or impotent penises.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

This level of ignorance/stupidity boggles my mind.

[3894]

Now to catch up on the bacon thread!

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

That's right, It won't be long anymore.

Was it ever long to begin with?

Ba-da bum

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

MbC has no use for shrunken or impotent penises.

Is that why he leaves you alone?

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

This level of ignorance/stupidity boggles my mind.

Okay, the more serious note. I hesitate to say ignorance or stupidity here. It is part of a cultural belief system that has been around for centuries. While this phenomenon can be scientifically disproved, it is hard to shake a belief system that has been around for this long.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I hesitate to say ignorance or stupidity here. It is part of a cultural belief system that has been around for centuries. While this phenomenon can be scientifically disproved, it is hard to shake a belief system that has been around for this long.

You are certainly welcome to your opinion, but I'm sticking to my original statement. The fact that these beliefs have been around a long time doesn't make them any less stupid. And specifically in this case, since the "scientific method" of going home and trying to use one's penis would be so easily achieved, makes this especially pathetic.

[Moonliner]

Well I know one thing for certain.

I'm going home tonight and trying my penis. After all you can't be too careful about these things.