Gay Lube Oil Contains Steroids

[SzczerbiakManiac]

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sto...005961,00.html

"Australian Customs is investigating a highly sophisticated drug smuggling network where liquid steroids were hidden inside bottles marked as containing a sexual lubricant," the agency said.

"The bottles, labelled [sic] as 'gay lube oil', actually contain prohibited performance and image enhancing drugs manufactured and sent from Thailand."

Okay fine, you're trying to smuggle drugs into another country. Could you really not come up with a more convincing product name than "Gay Lube Oil"...?