One Above All

[Gemini Cricket]

So, I have a feeling that this thread is going to sound really, really weird so I apologize in advance.

Anyway, I thought of something interestingly wonderful and I had to share.

And, no, I'm not doobing out right now.

Here goes:


Somewhere in this world lives the tallest man. I mean, if all the men on Earth were lined up by height, someone would be the tallest. He could tell every single person he met, 'I'm taller than you.'

Somewhere in this world lives the strongest woman. If all the women in the world were put into a room, she could lift more than any of the rest of them.

Somewhere in this world lives the person who has had more sex partners than everyone else in the world.

Someone has the largest penis.

Someone has the longest hair.

Someone on our planet has spoken the most words of anyone else in the world.

Someone has walked the farthest.

Someone has hiccuped more than anyone else in the world.

There is one person on the planet who is older than all of us.

Someone holds the record for having farted more than anyone else alive.

Someone has said the word "the" more than everyone else in the world.



Don't ask me my I thought of this. It's just tripping me out. And I think it's pretty cool to think about.

We're talking about an ultimate Guiness Book of World Records that was 100% accurate.

Okay, I'm done. Welcome to Brad's Head.