Blah blah Red Sox whatever. Will A-Rod be a Dodger?

[Ghoulish Delight]

I freaking hope not.

Okay, so first it was, "We've got a contract with Little and believe in him, he's our manager." Then it was, "Dodgers talking to Girardi, Little's going to be axed." But Girardi went to the Yankess so it became, "Dodgers talking to Torre, Little's going to be axed."

No Little has announced his resignation. So at this point all the signs are pointing towards Torre indeed becoming the new Dodger manager, which might not be a bad thing.

Unless it means A-Rod ends up coming with him.

No. No. No. Say "No" to A-Rod. Unless they can get him under a contract that reflects his actual playing worth (which is consistent, above average, but NOT stratospherically good as Scott Boras would have you believe), he's nothing but a money drain and a guarantee that they Dodgers will lose the best of the huge field of young talent they've got. Bad news.

I swear, if the Dodgers get A-Rod and Martin ends up somewhere else, I may have to give up on baseball.