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[€uroMeinke]

I thought Ass Pants - those wonderfull pants with clever statements across one's ass marked the nadir of unswankiness.

Unfortunately, I must report - there is a lower point. At the market the other day was a woman wearing "Crotch Pants" written in a funky script were the words "SEX SEA" written across her groin.

I now wonder if I should go out, buy a bunch of sweats and silk screen the words "camel Toe" across their front sides and at least cash in on this trend.

[lizziebith]

Oh, my mind's eye! Ouch!

Yeah, go for the "camel toe" idea -- might as well. Gals these days: no self-respect! And now, after typing that, I feel like I'm truly old.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

omg.

It's going to take a lot of restraint on my part to not walk up to someone wearing a pair and say "Excuse me. Did you really want me to look at your crotch? Really? I just want to know." I'd stay in their face until they gave me an actual answer.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Maybe they just put their ass pants on backwards.

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Maybe they just put their ass pants on backwards.

That of course was my original suspicion - but as I gazed at this woman's crotch trying to read it's message (as one's lap is usually much less of a billboard than one's ass) it was clear that they were intended to be worn that way.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

That of course was my original suspicion - but as I gazed at this woman's crotch trying to read it's message (as one's lap is usually much less of a billboard than one's ass) it was clear that they were intended to be worn that way.

Maybe that's the best approach, rather than talking to them - just stand there and stare at their crotch for a long period of time. You could even walk right up to them, stand close enough for conversation, and stare until they get uncomfortable.

With the words "Sex Sea" written there, I might have to say "So there's salt water in your cooch?"

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

With the words "Sex Sea" written there, I might have to say "So there's salt water in your cooch?"

Or, "if I put my ear in your crotch would I hear the ocean?"

[scaeagles]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Or, "if I put my ear in your crotch would I hear the ocean?"

Or, "Are you advertising to all the sailors out there you'll do them?".

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

"if I put my ear in your crotch would I hear the ocean?"

or just find crabs?

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

I thought Ass Pants - those wonderfull pants with clever statements across one's ass marked the nadir of unswankiness.

Unfortunately, I must report - there is a lower point. At the market the other day was a woman wearing "Crotch Pants" written in a funky script were the words "SEX SEA" written across her groin.

I now wonder if I should go out, buy a bunch of sweats and silk screen the words "camel Toe" across their front sides and at least cash in on this trend.

All I can say to this is "EW" Hard to believe fashion nonsense can sink any lower, and yet it still exceeds my low expectations!

I'm grateful to remember I am not 18-20 and don't suffer from peer pressure to be trendy (not that I ever have actually been trendy, mind you).

Donna