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07-24-2007, 12:47 PM
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Chowder Head
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Bikini-clad mowers offer lawn care with a twist
Now THIS is a good way to generate business!!!
Bikini-clad mowers offer lawn care with a twist 'You get the attention but you also get a tan,' employee says of business Quote:
Let the puns begin!
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07-24-2007, 02:52 PM
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It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!
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Sexy landscaping! Yowza!
This is completely off-topic (well, not completely), but the first thing that popped into my mind was my co-worker, who slipped one day grammatically and informed us that her husband was home "BLOWING the lawn". We died!! This seems to be a trend! When I lived in Sherman Oaks, I would cruise down Ventura and always pass a row of restaurants that had an all-female parking service called Valet Of The Dolls. Of course, the first thing that popped through my mind was "totally cute & clever name! But hold the door! That's too much like MY screenname, copycats (which in and of itself tragically tells us I'm LoT obsessed)! The second thing that popped into my head was "did that sexy valet just kick that car door closed??". Why, yes she did. When did being sexy render both hands useless, sister? |
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07-24-2007, 03:11 PM
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Next Stop: Funkytown!
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Eh, it's not doing anything for me.
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07-24-2007, 03:15 PM
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check your head
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it is for me....
time to recycle...lunch
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07-24-2007, 03:45 PM
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SQUIRREL!
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I so need that giant gold cross necklace for my Ultimate Blasphemy Collection.
 As for the bikini mowing, they could charge top dollar for a full Brazilian mowing that involves highly detailed weed-whacking in every corner and crevice of the yard. |
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07-24-2007, 04:11 PM
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check your head
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in my yard if you tried to cut it dressed like that, you'd be cut to ribbons
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07-24-2007, 04:51 PM
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I think a better name for the company would be "Bush Wackers"
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07-24-2007, 10:07 PM
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I think I'd still rather have the French Maid service...
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07-24-2007, 11:32 PM
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I don't want no show, I just want my damn lawn cut!
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07-24-2007, 11:58 PM
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Missed it by that much..
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Ahh Grooming services! Nice way to get a trim...
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